Kidz rulez book

How to be Bratty

Bratty Rules for at Home

1.. (Golden rule) When told to do or not to do a thing, by either parent disobey and do what you please

2.. slam the door shut after you enter the house and track in mud.

3..It is a Kids Job to be as naughty as possible and as often as possible.

4.. You must be late for breakfast, school ,lunch and dinner.

5..You Must throw tantrums every opportunity you get.

6..You should never listen to what your are told to do

7..When you are done with stuff you must throw it on the floor and leave it for your parents to pick up after you.

8..You must never do chores.

9..You should watch any movies adults don’t want you to see

10.You must poke out tongue and make faces at adults when there backs are turned..

11.You should give adults a raspberry when they tell you what to do.

12.You should never ever tattle on another kid when they do something wrong

11..You should interrupt all conversations.

12..You should only eat sugary stuff and never eat what is good for you.

13..You should always play with your food.

14..You should feed your pet under the table when eating dinner.

15..you must run away from parents when they call you.

16..you should say naughty words a lot.

17..you should always run and never walk

18..when you need to ask a question or you need help with something you should always yell

19..Fighting solves problems and makes you feel much better.

20..You should never be a goody two shoes

21..You must get revenge when someone Tattles on you.

22..You must always stay up way past bedtime as late as possible.

23..You must never ever make your bed and toss your blankets onto the floor

Bratty Rules for School..

1..always day dream while lesson being taught

2..stare out window and dont pay attention

3..sit at back of class and make funny noises

4..ignore teacher and talk to person next to you

5.. always be late for class

6..dog ate my homework

7..cant write got 2 broken arms

8..u should always chew gum and eat candy in class.

9..throw things at other students

10.. draw funny pictures of teacher and pass it around

11..put glue on teachers chair

12..put tac on teachers chair

13..write home work in invisable ink

14..leave teacher a apple with a worm inside

15..Spit spitwads

16..hide all the chalk

17..Hide all books and pencils and pens.

18..use bad language and grammar.

19..no homework because it is kids day, holiday.

20..i asked my Mom to check homework and she lost it.

21..make spit balls an use ruler to stick to blackboard.

22..put itching powder on teacher chair, that be fun to watch them squirm.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Biggest Little Toy Shop

 

 

In a small Midwestern town light snow begins to fall as the burns family head out Christmas shopping.
The burns family walks down Mable Grove Road until they come across a little toy store.

Little Benny Burns asks “Uncle Jimmy can we go inside and look at toys please?”
Jimmy says “Well sure thing Benny as he opens and hold the door for him.
Once inside Jimmy is surprised to see his Brother Kris putting toys on to a shelf.
Jimmy walks over to Kris and asks “Where have you been these last 2 years?”
Kris walks over to little Benny saying “It’s a long story I will explain it to you and Benny tonight.”
Kris smiles and hugs his son Benny “I missed you so much.”

After spending time with Benny and Jimmy Kris says “Follow me I have to show you something” Kris leads them out to the back of the toy shop where a sleigh with 8 tiny reindeer sits atop of freshly falling snow. Jimmy asks “What is this?” Little Benny smiles and says “It’s Santa’s sleigh silly.”

Kris says “Yes it’s Santa’s sleigh. Now let’s all get in and go for a sleigh ride Santa won’t mind at all.” They all get inside the sleigh. Then Kris whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

“Now, Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now, Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! On Cupid! On, Donder and Blitzen!”

The sleigh begins to take flight. Little Benny shouts out to Kris “Daddy are you Santa Claus?”

Kris answers “Yes Benny I am Santa Claus.”
After a short flight they have arrived at the North Pole where they all lived happily ever after in the Biggest Toy Shop.

 

 

 

The Candy House.

Once upon a time a very long time ago there were two children a boy and a girl named Billy and violet.
Billy and violet loved to play games outside all day long.

They loved playing all sorts of games like tag, and kick the can, and hide and seek.

One day while they were playing hide and seek outside Violet found a house, but this wasn’t an ordinary house it was made of candy..
The little Children’s eyes lit up when they saw the candy house. The Little Boy Billy and the little girl start to take and eat one of the corner of the house.

Then Violet looks through a window and sees a kitty cat. The kitty cat sees the little girl and the kitty cat runs outside just as the house falls down because Billy ate the whole front side of the candy house.
A very nice lady walks into the yard caring a box of candy. The nice lady looks at the house and notices a pile of chocolate bars, ginger bread cookies and candy canes piled up where her house use to be.

OH my the nice lady said to the to little children what has happened to my candy house?

The little boy tells the nice lady that he was eating a corner out of the house.

Billy tells the nice lady ” the kitty cat is just fine Billy points over to the cat who is eating from a small pile of Lollie pops.

The nice lady smiles at Billy it looks like I am going to have to make some more ginger bread cookies so we can rebuild my home.
Oh my! how can I make some ginger bread cookies without an oven to bake them in? The nice old lady asked the children.
Billy and violet both shout out at the same time “You can use our oven” Billy and Violet point down the forest trail “our house is just on the other side of the forest”

Billy Violet and the nice lady walk through the forest trail until they reach the Yellow House with an white picket fence inclosing a large yard with a big sandbox and swing set with a slide and teeter totter.
The three of them open the squeaking gate. Billy, Violet and the Nice lady go through the squeaking gate that is hanging from one hinge. the three of them start walking down the cobblestone sidewalk and enter the house. they walk through the living room all decorated in purple decor with pink throw pillow on the sofa. There is an large screen television set in the right corner that has a movie on about automobiles.

The three of them walk through a arched door way into a brightly lit kitchen with all the necessary ingredients and mixing bowls, cups and spoons already sitting on the table.

The nice lady and the two kids start mixing the ingredients into the bowl. when the nice lady in and the two little children finish make de gingerbread cookie mix they place the cookie dough on the cookie cooking pans and place the cookie pans in to the oven.
The oven timer rings and the timer has a voice saying that the cookies must be taken out of the oven, so that the gingerbread cookies will not burned.

I nice lady tells Billy and Violet to stand back as the cookie sheets are very very hot.
after making many batches of gingerbread cookies the nice lady places all the cookies in to a box all ready to bring back through the forest trail to the nice ladies candy house. there is one more pan of gingerbread cookies in the oven just for Billy and Violet.
The oven timer starts to ring. The two little kids suddenly sit up in there beds as the alarm clock rings to waking Billy and Violet so they can get ready for school.

Both Billy and Violet say at the same time
” I had a very good dream about a candy house ”
They both look at each other and starts giggle “WE had the same dream”
Then the two little children giggles more that they seem to always say the same things together. I guess it is because that Billy and Violet are TWINS.

 

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